I swim in the sweat of the citizens, I live in luxury
and visit abroad spending your money.
I enjoy my daughters' wedding with the money of the
citizens' labor.
I spend their money for my luxury.
I go to beautiful places likePokhara and South
Africa for my special honeymoons.

I shove the gun up in the citizens' mouths,
I dont wanna hear their says, I either shoot them
or burn them,if they speak anything against me.

I am cannibal, I enjoy playing with my citizens'
dead corpses.

By accusing the terrorists, I destruct the country
I dont care about the choices of my citizens.

I like to push the nation on the dark side because I hate
my country.
Sometimes I cut the telephone line or even the Internet off
Sometimes the radios, sometimes even the news papers.

If there are witnesses on my crime, I shove shit in their
face and shove them up in the jail before they'll speak.

I destroy the humanity, I am an animal
I like shooting the innocent children who protest.

When the country burns, when the citizens sacrifice
their lives for democracy, I party in my palace with
happiness.

I freak out and hide in Pokhara when the astrologists
say anything bad's going to happen to me.

I get my people to beat up the citizens, going in
any houses they want.

Even when the country's all down and paralysed,
I dont take it seriously, I say its just a little accident.

I help the Nepali professors get to abroads.
I get medications directly from the abroads in my
palace.
I throw money on diamonds and platinums for me and my cute
son Paras.
I snatch the roots of my own brothers and sisters
before it can grow or get any better.

And yes I killed my own brother to become the king
and suck the blood of Nepali citizens.

I like looking at the little dramas on the street of Basantapur, Newroad, kalimati, Asan, Rangasala..
I like when the citizens get themsleves into trouble by throwing stones, burning tires and shooting because only after when majority of people die, I send the ambulance and then arrest the rest of the protesters.
I tell other countries' presidents and pms that our country is ok with this little fight.
I dont hear the says of the citizens because they are shit to me
I only care about my cute handsome son and my gorgeous wife.
I am happy to be the king of Nepal and living in luxury.
I am happy showering with money and wearing platinums
When I see poor orphan little children dying of hunger, it fills my hunger. HA HA HA!!
I give commissions to the parties to seal their mouth and they agree.
I love my life and I dont care about the situattion of Nepal.

Yes, I am Gyanendra, the king of Nepal, lifesucker. HA HA HA

If India, China, US donates money, I DEMAND it comes right into my PALACE!!
I will use it for me and my beautiful family.
I sometimes see poor hungry children naked on the streets when driving on my luxurious car, I open my window and spit at them. It makes me feel more luxurious.
I killed my brother and his royal family and no one has any witness or proof to prove it. HA HA HA HA!!!
I send my chunumunu son paras to LONDOON, PARIS AND TOKYO because I love him.
I eat 5 meals a day, my neck has a little muscle hanging out because Im getting over weight.
I am over weight but I am happy with it.
I eat rasgulas to samosas everyday.
Thus, my wife is also fat like hell like me.
I am a handsome, still young man and the innocent king of Nepal.
I am one psyched up rich King! LONG LIVE ME

don't write such things for our king who is working for the people ..... bastards u have to die one day.

i guess everyone has to die one day kalpu.

NIce one there Burden!!
so we finally get to seee a different side of you too, eh'? -- --> (y)
Keept it coming !

kalp........you are talking about the king who works to get peoples money and dosen't give a crap about how they have to work to support there family.........and we all have to die one day............

why is king's mouth sealed up, why does he not speak or do something instead of always counting on the parties and citizens. Cuz he's freaked out and hiding in his palace, its time to reveal the truthhhh!!

kalp is such a loser

i dont believe he has brain to be a doctor.
he claimed as a doctor on different thread. !!

mandale chor desh chod !!

hey kalp......
sounds like janata ko pasina ma timi le pani moj gareko jasto chha ni...........din gaye babai.........aaba timiharu ko...............

" so we finally get to seee a different side of you too"

good progress.

nice one !!

wa wa wa

nice nice

Kunai Gyane ka kattu haru (mandale) ko mukh ma thuk cha, I guess "dry up". Gyane chor ta aba Janta ko kattu bhayo, ani timi muji mandale(gyane ka kattu) haru tyo kattu bhitra jehuncha tayi bhayou. It's proof.

Burden,
Can't be written better.
TWO THUMBS UP, WAY UP!

Gyane Chor Desh Chod !

Desh drohi
janata mara
rastra ghati
bhai maara.
paataki.
narbhakshak
narsingha.
danav

Nice One Burden,
By why's This a burden to Kalp ?
:-),

Burden:

Mero Kabita lai English ma translate garera post garechau, Khusi lagyo..

The original version is as below ( in nepali)

कसरि गरुँ म राजालाई सम्मान ?



जनताको पसिना मा पौडि खेल्दै, देशको ढुकुटि रित्त्याएर बिदेश घुम्ने

देशकै ढुकुटिमा छोरिको बिबाह तथा नातिको पास्नि मनाउने

सम्पुर्ण भरौटेहरुको व्याक्तिगत खर्चलाई देशको ढुकुटी बाट “भैपरि आउने” मा खर्च गराउने

बितेको “हनिमुन” लाई कहिले साउथ अफ्रिका त कहिले पोखरा मा मनाउने ।



जनताको आवाजलाई बन्द गराउन टियर ग्याँस तथा गोलि चलाउने

नरभक्षक् हौ तिमि, हरेक दिन गोलि चलाउँदै जनता मार्ने

माओवादिको निउ बनाउँदै, देशमा निरङकुश तानाशाह लाद्ने

जनताले चुनेको सरकार लाई असक्षम् बताउने ।



२१औँ शताब्दिमा पनि राष्ट्रलाई अँध्यारोमा धकेल्ने
कहिले टेलिफोन लाइन काट्ने त कहिले इन्टरनेट नै बन्द गराऊने
रेडियो तथा पत्र-पत्रिकामा सेन्सरशिप लगाऊने
पत्रकार तथा वकिलहरुको समुहलाई गोलि ठोक्ने
हरेक राष्ट्रवादि, प्रजातन्त्र प्रेमि नेताहरुलाई नजरबन्दको पुर्जि थमाउने
मानवताको हनन् गरि बच्चा-बच्चीलाई निर्मम्तापुर्वक गोलि ठोक्ने ।

देश जलिरहेको बेला, जनताहरु प्रजातन्त्रको लागि बलिचढीरहेको बेला
दरवार भित्र पार्टी मनाएर बस्ने
ज्योतिषिको कुरा सुनि कतै मर्छु कि भन्ने डरले पोखरामा लुकेर बस्ने
निहत्था जनताको घर भित्र पसि निर्मम्ता पुर्वक कुटपिट गर्न लगाउने
पुरै देश उर्लेर खनिइसक्दा पनि “छिटपुट घटना मात्र” भनि भाषण दिने

देशका पवित्र मुर्तिहरुलाई विदेशमा पुर्याउने
बिदेशि लागु औषधको व्यापार दरबार बाटै गराउने
विश्वकै दुर्लव जनावर बिदेशिलाई भेटि चडाउने
आफ्नै दाज्यु तथा भाईको जरै देखि विनाश गर्ने ।



भन्नुस साथिहरु म कसरि सम्मान गरुँ उन्लाई???



यदि हजुरहरु लाई पनि आफ्नो देशको माया छ भने ,
देशमा चलिरहेको क्रान्तिलाई साथदिन चाहनुहुन्छ भने,
ईमेल बाटै भएपनि यो कबिता १०-२० जना नयाँ साथिहरुलाई पठाऊनुहोस !

ळ”लोकतन्त्र जिन्दावाद” !!! “राजतन्त्र मुर्दावाद !!!”

धन्यवाद!

babu haruko kabita ramro cha. naya naya pani post garam.

Down with gyane !!

Down with autocrat!

Gyane Chief, leave the country !

I AM THE GYANENDRA
NOW I HAVE ANNOUNCED DEMOCRACY AFTER I KILLED HALF NEPALESE ONLY
BUT I STILL WANT MORE HALF NEPALI'S DEAD BODIES
I DONT KNOW WHAT TO DO
I AM IN A DILLEMA
INDIA HAS STOPPED HELPING ME
I THINK I AM LOSING POWER
BUT NO I STILL HAVE POWER AND WILL NOT LOSE MY GRIP
I WILL KILL MORE PEOPLE AND BE HAPPY
MY VERY HANDSOME SON HAS AGAIN KILLED PEOPLE
OH LONG LIVE MY SON PARAS!
HE STILL WASNT SENT T JAIL BECAUSE HES MY SON!
NOW PEOPLE, DONT THIK I NHAVE GIVEN MY POWER SAYING LOKATANTRA
THATS MY FURST CLEVER STEP
YALL DONT KNOW WHAT I WILL DO NEXT
SO FOR NOW DO WHATEVER WITH THE DEMOCRACY
I WILL GO EAT SAMOSAS