Q: What is the difference between men and puppies?
A: Puppies grow up.



Q: Why do men always have a stupid look on their
aces?
A: Because they are...



Q: What do men have in common with ceramic tiles?
A: Fix them properly once and you can walk all over
them forever.



Q: If you drop a man and a brick out of a plane,
which one would hit the ground first?
A: Who cares?????.....



Q: What did God say after he created man?
A: I can do better than this! And then he created
woman!!!.



Q: What's the difference between an intelligent man
& a UFO ?
A: I don't know, I've never seen either.



Q: What are the two reasons why men don't mind
their own buisness?
A: i) no mind ii) no buisness



Q: Why did Moses wander in the desert for 40 years?
A: Because even then men wouldn't ask for
directions.



Q: What is the difference between men and pigs?
A: Pigs don't turn into men when they drink...



Q: What maks men chase women they have no intention
of marrying?
A: The same urge that makes dogs chase vehicles
they have no intention of driving.



Q: What do you do with men who think he's God's
gift?
A: Exchange him!!!



Q: Why do men like smart women?
A: Opposites attract.
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Me no feminist just passing by a female site

Me no feminist just passing by a female site
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Me likes that---i already got in trouble cause of not saying that, good you did hehe...

Gee WE HAVE A MALE-HATER.
Wooh here she comes, she a Maneater !
Not a manatee, but a maneater. he he

Dont be hating

peace out

guys guys...this was a thing I got in hotmail..me no hate men..just a tease

Q: What maks men chase women they have no intention
of marrying?
A: The same urge that makes dogs chase vehicles
they have no intention of driving.
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This one was hillarious. I dont know if it is true, only a man and a dog would know that. But, oh! Men have no idea about any of their actions. Too bad dogs cant talk!

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Me no feminist just passing by a female site
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सर्प नि मर्ने लठ्ठि पनि नभाचिन कस्तो काइदा !

MORAL OF THE THREAD:

1) Well , Girls like to tease Man.
2) Even-though they know all these (listed above) stuff they are afterMEN. They also want to see the comment of MEN on their views. Such that they can brag more, and prove superior.
3) Gals always think that they are in different level than MEN.

What can i say, its not their fault guys, its their thinking. ;)
********* TAKE IT EASY GALS *********

>>> This one was hillarious. I dont know if it is true, only a man and a dog would know that. But, oh! Men have no idea about any of their actions. Too bad dogs cant talk!
>Duhhh!!!Rythm jyu, That hurts..:(...

guys.. thats why we girls always rulee :D

LOL Nirman jyu,
Why does that hurt? Oh ya.. you are a man! Awww, sorry honey I should have known that men cant take the truth either. How stupid of me.;)

Rather It seems that there is alliance forming here of Maneaters, as BC said
Okies Casts:

Hushpuppy: President
Rythm : General Secretary
Matrixrose : Treasurer
Kittycat: Member
....hehe..LOL...
and Rythm jyu,
Me a man, Yeah!! and I dare to take truth..But not a bad sample result os analyses....:D
But it seems to me that u took wrong sample population for your statistical analysis!!! Sorry for that!!!..:P

Me a man, Yeah!! and I dare to take truth..But not a bad sample result os analyses....:D
But it seems to me that u took wrong sample population for your statistical analysis!!! Sorry for that!!!..:P
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Nirman jyu,
I think I should send a questionnaire over to you. BUT have u ever thought that maybe u r an exception and all other men are bad. OR maybe you are BAD too and are pretending to be good. LOL..:D

All in jest;)

>>> Q: What do you do with men who think he's God's
gift?
A: Exchange him!!!


Nice, I would love that. Exchange me, exchange me!

I won't say I m good or bad..I ain't one to decide that...But the Questionnare is alright, I would love to see which category do I fall on!!!..:D
...Not all men are bad!!! I maybe bad too..But Don't decide all the population by just taking one sample...Thats all I wanted to say..:)
Peace!!!..:)
Nirman~*

What maks men chase women they have no intention
of marrying?
A: The same urge that makes dogs chase vehicles
they have no intention of driving.
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Dont ya all love the attention???

What is the difference between men and hushpuppy?
A: Hushpuppy ......makes u love her more as she hates you more

;0)

damn.. these girls are too proud of demselves.. well.. that aight.. but they are trying to put us guys down..... well... you girls keep typing up them so called joke.. but dont forget this FACT: "Men bang Women:D"... yeah.. thats it..

"Q: What are the two reasons why men don't mind
their own buisness?
A: i) no mind ii) no buisness "....LOL hushp...hahahaha

MAN vs WOMAN
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SUCCESS:
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

STYLE:
Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.
Women somehow deteriorate during the night.

MONEY MANAGEMENT:
A man is a person who will pay two dollars for a one dollar item he wants.
A woman will pay one dollar for a two dollar item that she doesn't want.

HAPPINESS:
To be happy with a man you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
To be happy with a woman you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.

MARRIAGE EXPECTATIONS:
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change and she does.

MARRIAGE DECISIONS:
Men marry because they are tired.
Women marry because they are curious.
Both are disappointed.

MARRIAGE AND THE FUTURE:
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband,
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

MEMORIES:
A woman will always cherish the memory of the man who wanted to marry her.
A man cherishes the memory of the woman who he didn't marry.

UNDERSTANDING WOMEN:
There are two times when a man doesn't understand a woman - before marriage and after marriage.

WHAT A WOMAN WANTS:
Only two things are necessary to keep one's wife happy...
- One is to let her think she is having her own way.
- The other is to let her have it.

LONGEVITY:
Married men live longer than single men, but married men are a lot more willing to die.

MISTAKES:
Any married man should forget his mistakes - no use
two people remembering the same thing.

THE BATTLE:
A woman always has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument