एक मानिस डाक्टर साब लौन मेरो घर छिटै हिड्नोस्


डाक्टर : किन - कसलाई के भयो र ?


मानिस : हिजो म अफिसबाट घरमा गइ मेरी श्रीमतीले त खेर जान्छ भनेर मलाई समेत पकाइ राखेमो ३ माना चामलको भात खाइछ भन्या पेट दुख्यो भनेर रोइरहिछ अहिले ।


डाक्टर : तपाइको छोराछोरी कति वटा ?


मानिस ६ वटा


डाक्टर : त्यसो भए धन्दा नमान्नुस् ६/६ जना बच्चा अटाउने पेटमा जाबो ३ माना चामलको भात नअटाउला त ?

श्रीमान - तिमीले ज्यादा खर्च गछौ । यदि मलाई केही भई हाल्यो भने तिमीलाई भिख मागेर जीवन निर्वाह गर्नु पर्ला ?


श्रीमती - तपाईले त्यसको चिन्ता गर्नु पदैन । तपाईसाग पैसा माग्दामाग्दै भिख माग्ने बानी नै बसी सकेको छ ।

One day, a man walks into a dentist's office and asks how much it
will cost to extract wisdom teeth.

"Eighty dollars," the dentist says.

"That's a ridiculous amount," the man says. "Isn't there a cheaper
way?"

"Well," the dentist says, "if you don't use an anesthetic, I can
knock the price down to Rs60."

"That's still too expensive," the man says.

"Okay," says the dentist. "If I save on anesthesia and simply rip
the teeth out with a pair of pliers, I can knock the price down to
Rs 20."

"Nope," moans the man, "it's still too much."

"Well," says the dentist, scratching his head, "if I let one of my
students do it, I suppose I can knock the price down to Rs 10."

"Marvelous," says the man, "book my wife for next Tuesday!"

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nepali ma bhanda English joke nai lekhne garaun hai saathi, Nepali joke ta Jhoor lekhnu hudo raicha!!

football ground

A football team was going to attend for mathematical quiz. A coach decided to check an IQ of his player before going to have a quiz. The player agreed, so the coach looked into his eyes intently and asked, - "Okay, now concentrate hard and tell me the answer to this: What is two plus two?"

The player thought for a moment and then answered, "4?"
"Did you say 4?!" the coach exclaimed, excited that he had given the right answer.

Suddenly, all the other players on the team began screaming, "Come on coach, give him another chance!"

cute

How many programmers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, that's a hardware problem

one man was rising a bike in a road and suddenly he stopped in a traffic light and started to itch his helmet,, some people were walking by the road and one of them saw that and he was surprised and suddenly ran near the bike and asked that rider

why did u itch your helmet. do u fell that itching in your head?

and rider was v angry and replied you basterd do u itch your butt taking off your paints. its the same thing.

I was sitting in the waiting room of the hospital after my wife had gone into labor and the nurse walked out and said to the man sitting next to me, "Congratulations sir, you’re the new father of twins!"

The man replied, "How about that, I work for the Doublemint Chewing Gum Company." The man then followed the woman to his wife’s room.

About an hour later, the same nurse entered the waiting room and announced that Mr. Smith’s wife has just had triplets.

Mr. Smith stood up and said, "Well, how do ya like that, I work for the 3M Company."

The gentleman that was sitting next to me then got up and started to leave. When I asked him why he was leaving, he remarked, "I think I need a breath of fresh air." The man continued, "I work for 7-UP."

very funny

Is this photoshop trick?

nepalisathi,

that pic is awesome!

lol

Vehocles in Iraq

Vehicles in Iraq

what's there to see

Politically Correct...!

Socialism: You have two cows, and you give one to your neighbor.


Fascism: You have two cows, the government takes both of them and sells you milk.


Nazism: You have two cows; the government takes both of them and shoots you.


Capitalism: You have two cows; you sell one of them and buy a bull.


Bureaucracy: You have two cows; the government takes both of them, shoots one of them, milks the other and pours the milk down the drain.


Democracy: You have two cows, and they both go on strike.

I had three girlfriends, but wasn't sure which one to marry. So I decided to give each one $5000 and see how each of them spends it.

The first one went out and gets a total makeover with the money. She gets new clothes, a new hairdo, manicure, pedicure, the works, and comes back to my place and says, "I spent the money so I could look pretty for you because I love you so much." I was very touched and aroused, and we had lots of great sex.

The second one went out and bought new golf clubs, a CD player, a television, and a stereo and brings them back to me as gifts. This sweet girl looked into my eyes and said, "I bought these gifts for you with the money because I love you so much." I watched my new television with great enjoyment!

The third one takes the $5000 and invested it in the stock market, doubled her investment, returns the original $5000 to me and reinvests the rest. She says, "I am investing the rest of the money for our future because I love you so much." She has enough to buy me a new boat.

I thought long and hard about how each of the women spent the money and decided to marry the one with the biggest tits.