A typical Nepali pretends in the following manner. Add your observation in the list:

1) You speak more in English than in Nepali when you meet a recently arrived Nepali. You pretend as if you forgot the Nepali words.
2) You say you have a goal to make some money here and go back home to establish  after a few years. You pretend you wanted to go early but something did not work for you.
3) When you work in Wal-Mart or Subway or Macs or Gas Station, etc, you do not want to see Nepali customers coming and seeing you working there. You pretend as if you don't do the labor job.
4) If you are not from ktm or any other bigger city, you hesitate to say which district/village of Nepal you are from. You pretend to be a civilized citizen.
5) You think you are the smartest student and that's why you are here. You pretend to be a talented student even if you have lots of C's and B's in your transcript.
6) You are here because there is no opportunity back home. You pretend as if you tried all sort of possibilities before you planned go abroad.
7) You criticize other Nepali fellow for what s/he is doing or achieving, rather than appreciating her/his achievement. You think s/he is a lucky person. You pretend the luck did not favor you.
8) You advise others (especially Nepali) even if you know very little. You pretend you know so many things.
9) You make so many plans such as trips, learning new skill, etc, and you achieve less than 10% of them. You pretend you planned well but time did not allow you to execute things.
10) You pretend: NONE of the above applies to you.

यो धागोमा , एक कुरा थप्न मन लाग्यो।
नेपाल बाट भर्खरै मात्र  Americi विद्यार्थी जिबनमा प्रबेस गरेका नवआगन्तुक कोठे मित्रलाई
रात्रीको भोजन पकाई, आफुले खाएर स्यानो  चिट्मा भोजन छोपेर राखिदिएको छु, खानु है भनी, आफ्नो काममा लागेका, कोठे मित्र लाई धन्यवाद दिनु त् कहाँ कोहो कहाँ'
" कस्ताको छोरो, एस्थाको नाती, म् खन्छु बासी भात  भन्दै ' फ्याली दिएको कुरा पनि सुन्नु परेको थियो। नयाँ मुल्ला ज्यादा प्याज खाता है भेनेको एही हो।
मुख्यतया, काठमाडौ बासी र अन्यत्र का छोरा छोरी हरु जस्लाई पलुङोको साग अचाक्ली मन पर्छ तर किन्न जान भने लाज लाग्छ।
मैले लेखेको आगन्तुक पनि तिनै मद्दे एक हुन।

HELLO, Guns of Nepal. I scared of your name but liked your comment ha ha ha. Point 7 clarification: People see from different angles that what happening with your and my view here. I don't put the crooked guys in the successful or achievement category. Let me give you an example to clarify point 7. Suppose you and your friend came from the same school (say, Xavier) where you were an average student and your friend was above you. But after you arrived in the US, you worked hard and you went up and up and up while your friend is left behind. Now your friend will be jealous on your progress and will thinks that you got it because of your pure luck and thinks he is smarter than you from the school but luck is against him. Is it clear for you?

As much as it sucks to confess, all those things apply to me. I don't see what we are going to do with that list though (now that we are enlightened and know all that's wrong within us)! :)

Nepte को अनुभब पढे पछी एउटा कुर थप्न मन लाग्यो। धेरै पटक को डौद धुप पछी एक्जन New Comer मित्रलाई युनिभर्सिटी को क्याफ्टेरिया मा  काम मिल्यो। एक्दिन उन्लाई टेबल सफ गरन अर्हययो। उन्ले आफु शाही परिवारको भएको बताउदे सो काम नगरने ब ताए। पछी अर्को खैरेले मलाई सोधे थियो- तेरो साथी त राजाको परिवार को रे हैन?

hey nepte.... thanks for ur comment and dont be scared by my name bcoz i put that name just coz i am that citizen of nepal who always pray for gud thing about nepal and nepali and i always respect my country and my citizens....u might argue that if i love nepal than why didnt stay there but its a different  story but nepte the thing is that after i came here i knew the behaviour of nepalese and the way they behave with new students....they try to make them are seniors not bcoz they r senior from age and qualification but bcoz they came to US 1 or 2 semester earlier and they are driving toyota corolla.... i dont know why they dont understand that we r from such country where we prefer to use micro bus or safa tempo rather than taxi.. we r from that country where we prefer to eat gundruk and bhat rather than the pancake at ihop...may be they always forget such thing....and nepte thanks for ur clarification... yes actually i already know what u mean...ya i know that ur not talkin about that guys who became successful bcoz of their hard workk...... anyway thanks for that and i appreciate ur job man...the thread u opened's not only for entertainment its a lesson for those a...s...s.. holes   nepalese who exactly behave the way u've said in ur points....

Hurry point 1. This is the most relevant point among those points

सल्यान मा सबै भरी बोक्ने हरु राजा।

अझ फुर्ती लगाउदै मेरो घरमा नोकर चाकर छन पनि भनेका होलान।

म पनि मेरो घरको राजा।

Look at some nepalese

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-bsFzLdFamA

  They are crazy people Gahugoro. They are pretending to be Khaire he he  ........... to be in line with the thread.

good good yestai gardai garda hami nepali haru ko ramro hunchha jasto lagdo raya chha sabai lai .. caryy on .