what did a sardar said when he saw banana peel on his way to work?

he said.. fawk.. i ll have ta fall down again

lol here is from me
A policeman was interrogating 3 SARDARS who were training to become
detectives. To test their skills in recognizing a suspect, he shows
the first SARDAR a picture for 5 seconds and then hides it.

"This is your suspect, how would you recognize him?"
The first SARDAR answers, "That's easy, we'll catch him fast because
he only has one eye!"

The policeman says, "Well...uh...that's because the picture I showed is
his side profile."

Slightly flustered by this ridiculous response, he flashes the picture
for 5 seconds at the second SARDAR and asks him,

"This is your suspect,how would you recognize him?"
The second SARDAR smiles, flips his hair and says, "Ha! He'd be too
easy to catch because he only has one ear!"

The policeman angrily responds, "What's the matter with you two?? Of
course only one eye and one ear are showing because it's a picture of
his side profile! Is that the best answer you can come up with?"
Extremely frustrated at this point, he shows the picture to the third
SARDAR and in a very testy voice asks, "This is your suspect, how
would you recognize him?

He quickly adds, "Think hard before giving me a stupid answer."
The SARDAR looks at the picture intently for a moment and says, "The
suspect wears contact lenses."

The policeman is surprised and speechless because he really doesn't
know himself if the suspect wears contacts or not. "Well, that's an
interesting answer. Wait here for a few minutes while I check his file
and I'll get back to you on that."

He leaves the room and goes to his office, checks the suspect's file in
his computer, and comes back with a beaming smile on his face.

"Wow! I can't believe it. It's TRUE! The suspect does in fact wear
contact lenses. Good work! How were you able to make such an astute
observation?"

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"That's easy," the SARDAR replied. "He can't wear regular glasses
because he only has one eye and one ear."

that was hilarious !!! damn sardar ji's. what would we do without dumb blondes and sardarji's. speaking of one eye, here's one.

sardarji 1: The police are looking for a bandit with one eye called Bantwa singh.

sardarji 2: what's the other eye called?

Hey guys, have u ever thought what would be the humors like without sardar jis. Good one guys. Swaati u have great collection.

Swaati, haha, good one.

Tyo hijo ko joke thiyo ni, lol. I just couldn't take it outta my mind... haha... told everyone I met today. :D And you shoud see the vacant stare they give, hehe... I could actually see them "thinking" before I told the ending... LOL.

Nice nice... aru ni jaawosh.... Post it on one thread yaar, kata ho kata, khojdai hidnu parne... Afno thegaan nabhaa belama. :D

a sardar ji was invited to white house by g. w. bush...
bush asked him to dig in his yard.. he keeps on diggin..
after diggin about 7 feet.. sardar ji finds phone wire..
bush says - see.. even back in those ol days we had phone

now sardars turn...

he invites bush to indian.. n ask him to dig.. bush digs about 10 ft.. n finds nothing
n sardar says see.. back in those ol days we had wireless phone

well here is one...........

There was this rich girl in england who wanted to marry a man with a huge penis
So, she put an add in the paper asking for applicants to send in their pics...
well, one sardar was selected from india...
Sardar was ready to go to england, he had never seen the girl.
He decided to impress the girl,
Since he had a large penis, he decided to wrap it around his neck and pull the tip of the penis
from the top of his coat pocket(he was wearing a new suit), and put a rose in the blind eye.
Well, Sardar got to england and the girl came to receive him at the airport,
seeing a beautiful rose, she came closer to smell the flower
AND suddenly the Sardar fainted.....

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well, when the gorini moved in to smell the flower, Sardar got a hardon ( erection).
since his penis was wrapped around his neck , his penis chocked his throat and he could
not breathe.............

Two sardarjis were sitting outside a clinic. One of them was crying like anything. So the other asked,"Why are you crying?" The first one replied, "I came here for blood test" Second one asked," So? Are you afraid?" First one replied,"No, not that. During the blood test they cut my finger" Hearing this the second one started crying. The first one was astonished and asked other, "Why are you crying?" The other replied, "I have come for my urine test."

Sardarji is travelling by train.
He feels sleepy, so he gives the guy opposite 20 rupees to wake him up when his station comes.
This guy is a barber. He feels that for 20 rupees Sardarji deserves more.
So, when Sardarji falls asleep, the barber quietly shaves off his beard.
When the station arrives, he wakes up Sardarji and sends him home.
Reaching home, he goes to wash his face, and suddenly screams when he sees the mirror.
Sardarni asks, "What's the matter?"
"The cheat on the train takes my 20 rupees and wakes up someone else!"
Donkey

Banta Singh finished his English exam and came out.
His friends asked him how he had fared. He replied, "Exam was okay, except for the past tense of 'think'. I thought, thought, thought and at last, I wrote 'thunk'!"
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Santa told Banta, "I bet that India would win against Pakistan and lost Rs 1,000." Banta exclaimed: "Yaar, you bet Rs 1,000 for a single match?" Santa replied:
"Nahi yaar, I bet Rs 500 on that match." Banta asked: "So, what happened to the other Rs 500?" Santa repied: "Chad yaar, I bet on the highlights too."
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A sardar is in a bar and his cellular phone rings, so he picks it up and says
" Hello, how did you know I was here?"
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Why does a Sardar keep empty beer bottles in his fridge?
They're there for those who don't drink.
Why do sardars have see-through lunch box lids?
So that when they're on the train they can tell if they're going to work or coming
home.
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What did the Sardar say when she saw the sign in front of the YMCA?
"Look! They spelled MACY'S wrong!"
What do you call an eternity?
Four Sardars in four cars at a four way stop.
Why do Sardars have TGIF written on their shoes?
Toes Go In First.
What do SMART Sardars and UFO's have in common?
You always hear about them but never see them.
Why did the Sardars stare at the can of frozen orange juice?
Because it said concentrate.
Oh look, Daddy...Donut seeds.
Why do Sardars always smile during lightning storms?
They think their picture is being taken.
How can you tell when a Sardars sends you a fax?
It has a stamp on it.
Why can't Sardars dial 911?
They can't find the 11 on the phone!
What do you do if a Sardar throws a pin at you?
Run, she's got a grenade in her mouth!
How can you tell if a Sardar has been using your computer?
There is white-out all over the monitor.
Why shouldn't Sardars have coffee breaks?
It takes too long to retrain them.
How do you drown a Sardar?
Put a scratch & sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool.
Why does it take longer to build a Sardar snowman as opposed to a regular one?
You have to hollow out the head.
How do you get a twinkle in a Sardar's eye?
Shine a flashlight in his ear.
Why don't Sardars like making KOOL-AID?
Because they can't fit 8 cups of water in the little packet.
Did you hear about the two Sardars that were found frozen to death in their car at the drive-in movie theater?
They went to see "Closed for Winter".
Why won't they hire Sardars as pharmacists?
They keep breaking the prescription bottles in the typewriters.
Hear about the Sardar that got an AM radio?
It took her a month to realize he could play it at night.
What happenned to the Sardar Ice Hockey Team?
They drowned in Spring Training

Ok, here is the true story or let's say a joke, that happened not a long ago.
I recently made a trip and found myself sitting just a row infront of a very talkative sardar in the plane.
During the time for the meal, the air-hostess was going around asking passengers what they wanted for their drink. When she happened to pass me with her cart, I overheard her asking the Sardar what he wanted to drink. He said, "Water (waaaterrrrr), please," in a very thick indian accent. And then she asked, "Any Ice?" to which he replied, "No, Water." And I heard her say, " No I meant, do you want some ice." Well, I thought it was hilarious and thought about sharing it with you.

ahhahah YB cool postin.
Ok euta dalle ko joke hai
dalle told me long time ago
Sardar chahi form bhardai thiyo re ani tyaha fill in capital bahneko thiyo re ani ta tyo sardar ta Washington Dc gayecha re haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhahhaa
:D
k saro ho yo sardar ko joke haru :D

Q. What will a Sardarji do after taking photocopies?
A. He will compare it with the original for spelling mistakes !!
Q. What will a sardarji do if he wants an additional white sheet
of paper?
A. (he already has one and he wants one He takes a photocopy of
the white paper !!!
Q. Why did 18 sardarjis go to a movie?
A. Because below 18 was not allowed.
Q. How do you measure a Sardar's intelligence?
A. Stick a tire pressure gauge in his ear.
Q. What do you do when a Sardar throws a hand grenade at you?
A. Pull the pin and throw it back.
Q. What do you do when a Sardar throws a pin at you?
A. Run like crazy....he's got a hand grenade in his mouth.
Q. How do you make a Sardar laugh on Saturday?
A. Tell him a joke on Wednesday.
Q. What is the Sardar doing when he holds his hands tightly over
his ears?
A. Trying to hold on to a thought.
Q. Why do Sardars work seven days a week?
A. So you don't have to re-train them on Monday.
Q. Why can't Sardars make ice cubes?
A. They always forget the recipe.
Q. How did the Sardar try to kill the bird?
A. He threw it off a cliff.
Q. What do you call 10 Sardars standing ear to ear?
A. A wind tunnel.
Q. What do you see when you look into a Sardar's eyes?
A. The back of his head.
Q. Why does Sardar always smile during lightning storms?
A. They think their picture is being taken.
Q. Why does Sardar have "TGIF" written on their shoes?
A. Toes Go In First.
Q. How can you tell when Sardar sends you a fax?
A. It has a stamp on it.
Q. Why can't Sardar dial 911?
A. They can not find the eleven on the phone
Q. How do you get Sardar on the roof?
A. Tell him the drinks are on the house.
Q. "Oh, look at the dead bird.
A. " Sardar looked skyward and said "Where, Where?

Sardarji and Suicide?

Sardarji is trying to commit suicide on the railway tracks and he takes along some wine

and chicken with him. Somebody stops him and asks -kyon bhai, ye sab kyon leke baithe

ho?- Sardarji replies -Saali train late aati hai kahin bhook se na marjaun- ;)

sathi ko sardarji sanga thulo tragedy chha jasto chha ni.... katai??????????