Q).what happens if pepsodent wale condoms banene lage toh?
Ans): ratbhar dishum- dishum!! :)

A police officer pulls over a car with a young blonde driver in it....

Cop : "Miss, this is a 65 MPH highway, why are you going so slowly?"

Blonde : "Officer, I saw a lot of signs saying 22, not 65."

Cop : "Oh miss, that's not the speed limit, that's the name of the highway you're on!"

Blonde : "Oh! Stupid me! Thanks for letting me know, Ill be more careful from now on."

At this point the cop looks into the back seat of the car, where the passengers are shaking and white as ghosts.

Cop : "Excuse me miss, what's wrong with your friends back there? They're shaking something awful."

Blonde : "Oh... We just got off of highway 119".

Sardar found the answer to the most difficult question ever - What will come first, Chicken or egg? O Yaar, what ever u order first will come first.

A man asked sardarji, why Manmohan singh goes walking at evening not in the morning. Sardarji replied ''Arey bhai Manmohan is PM not AM''.

Talking about those days when there were no mosquito repellents and we had to spend sleepless nights. Sardarji was also experiencing the same every time. he tries to sleep, one mosquito comes and disturbs his sleep with a sound "guooonn, guooonn."
He gets very irritated. He tries to cover his ear but the problem remains persistent. Ultimately he gets up and catches the mosquito in his hand. He is very kind and not for the blood shed but still wanted to take revenge. Happy as he is now starts singing a lullaby and says "so ja machchar, bete so ja". After some time he finds the mosquito falling into deep sleep in his hands. So he goes near it and says "Guoooonnnnn, guoooonnnnn."

how did sardarji killed the bird?
by throwing over the cliff

प्रश्नः जतिसुकै बिद्धानले पनि यो कुरो भन्न सक्दैन ?
उत्तरः म निदाइरहेको छु, डिस्टर्ब नगर!

Sardarji was standing in front of the mirror with his eyes closed. His wife asked what you are doing. He said-I am seeing how I look while sleeping.

la nanu ko jokes kya hasaune hahaha.
aba darjeeling ko jokes sunum la .
darjeeling ka manche haru alik badhi hasso thatta garne hunchan haina ta.
uhile sabai kura nakali hunthyo re.
la aba joke starts--

darjeelin ko zoo ma sabai manche haru bhela bhako raichan.
baadar(monkey) ko luga ma manche raicha ani tyo baddar jasle j bhaneko pani manthiyo. kera falda chyappa samatera uufrinthiyo. ek dinn pura bheed lageko time ma over exited bhayera afu baddar ho bhanera prove garne samaya ma ufrida ufridai jhukkiyera bag(tiger) ko khor agadi pugecha. baag le grrrr garera agadi badhdai ayo, monkey bhitra bhayeko manche le pishab nai garyo faint matra huna baki thiyo..bagg le badar lai tokna matra ateko k thiyo ekasi euta aawaz ayo bag bhitra bata" oh som yesso khaini deuna, tension bhaisakyo yo luga ma basda basda khaini le time pass garum"...
hahahahah yesko matlab tyo zoo ko sabai cheez nakkali raicha hahahaha

RAINY AFFAIRS...........


A woman was having an affair during the day while her husband was at work.
One day she was in bed with her boyfriend when she heard her husband's car
pull in the driveway. She yelled at the boyfriend, "Hurry! Grab your clothes and jump out the window, my husband's home early!" The boyfriend looked out the window and said, "I can't jump out the window! "It's raining out there!" She said, "If my husband catches us in here, he'll kill both us!" So the boyfriend grabs his clothes and jumps out the window! As he began running down the street, he discovered he had run right in the middle of a
town marathon, so he started running along beside the others. Being naked, with his clothes tucked under his arm, he tried to "blend in" as best he could. One of the runners asked him, "Do you always run in the nude?" He answered, while gasping for air, "Oh yes, it feels so free having the air blow over your skin while you are running." The other runner then asked the nude man, "Do you always run carrying your clothes on your arm?" The nude man answered breathlessly, "Oh, yes, that way I can get dressed right at the end of the run and get in my car to go home!" The runner then asked, "Do you always wear a condom when you run?" His reply: "Only if it's raining".

"When Boogie Man goes to sleep, he check his closet for Chuck Norris"
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Jesus : "Let there be light!"
Chuck Norris : "Say Please".

-> Chuck Norris was the first one to Mars, that's why there are no signs of life.

-> Franklin D. Roosevelt once said "There is nothing to fear but fear itself ... and Chuck Norris"

-> Chuck Norris does not use spell check. If he happens to misspell a word, Oxford will simply change the actual spelling of it.

-> When Bruce Banner gets mad, he turns into the Hulk. When the Hulk gets mad, he turns into Chuck Norris.

Why did President Truman drop the first atomic bomb?

Because he thought it would be more humane than sending in Chuck Norris.

-> What's harder than a diamond? Chuck Norris's roundhouse kick.

do you guys make your own jokes or plegarize.