Newton's Method: Let, the lion catch you. For every action there is equal and opposite reaction. Implies you caught lion
Einstein Method: Run in the direction opposite to that of the lion. Due to higher relative velocity, the lion will also run faster and will get tired soon. Now you can trap it easily.
Software Engineer Method: Catch a cat and claim that your testing has proven that its a Lion. If anyone comes back with issues tell that you will upgrade it to Lion.
Nepali Police Method: Catch any animal and interrogate it and torture it to accept that its a Lion. Now lets kill the lion...
Shahbaz Sharif's Method : Keep warning the lion that u may come and attack anytime. The lion will live in fear and die soon in fear itself.
Police Muqabla Method: Send Police around 2AM and kill it, while it's sleeping!
Star Plus Method: Send a lioness into the forest. our lion and lioness fall in love with each other. Send another lioness in to the forest,followed by another lion. First lion loves the first lioness and the second lion loves the 2nd lioness But 2nd lioness loves both lions. Now send another lioness(third) into the forest. You don't understand right... ok....read it after 15 yrs, then also u wont !
Yash Chopra (Indian Film Director's) method: Take the lion to Australia or US.. and kill it in a good scenic location.
Govinda method: Continuously dance before the lion for 5 or 6 days.
M. Gandhi method: Save ! the lion from a danger and feed him with some vegetables continuously.
George Bush Junior's method: Link the lion with Osama Bin Laden and shoot him!!!
Suhaib Akhtar'smethod: Ask the lion to bowl at u. U bat for 200 balls and score 1 run.
Sardar ji's method: drink poison and let the lion eat u.
Hey here's the easy method to kill a lion.... well let the lion run towards you... but don't panic and stay without moving an inch. It's for sure that the lion attacks u with his mouth open... this is the time you have to be careful cuz now you'll have to put your hands inside his mouth and let it pass through his asshole. Now catch the tail and pull it as hard as u can and make a lion reverse or overturn. You're now safe. GAME OVER...
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" Star Plus Method: Send a lioness into the forest. our lion and lioness fall in love with each other. Send another lioness in to the forest,followed by another lion. First lion loves the first lioness and the second lion loves the 2nd lioness But 2nd lioness loves both lions. Now send another lioness(third) into the forest. You don't understand right... ok....read it after 15 yrs, then also u wont !
Yash Chopra (Indian Film Director's) method: Take the lion to Australia or US.. and kill it in a good scenic location."
Indian method: Slowly move ones border towards where the lion lives, and drive the lion out of it's territory to other lions' territory where the lion will be killed by the other lions.
1) Go to forest. 2) Catch an animal (Does not matter which) 3) Interrogate him, asking 'Bol Tu Sher Hai' until the animal says 'Haan mein sher hun ab to chhod de mera baap' 4) Kill the 'Sher'
and it begins - on Day 1 Trump will begin operations to deport millions of undocumented immigrants
I hope all the fake Nepali refugee get deported
ढ्याउ गर्दा दसैँको खसी गनाउच
To Sajha admin
Travel Document for TPS (approved)
All the Qatar ailines from Nepal canceled to USA
MAGA मार्का कुरा पढेर दिमाग नखपाउनुस !
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