When Girls Drink Too Much

1. We have absolutely no idea where our purse is.

2. We believe that dancing with our arms overhead and wiggling
our butt while yelling "woo-hoo!" is truly the sexiest dance move
around.

3. We've suddenly decided that we want to kick someone's ass and
honestly believe we could do it, too.

4. In our last trip to pee, we realize that we now look more
like a homeless hooker than the goddess we were just four hours ago.

5. We start crying and telling everyone we see that we love them
sooooo much.

6. We get extremely excited and jump up and down every time a
new song play's because "oh my god! I love this song!"

7. We've found a deeper/spiritual side to the geek sitting next
to us.

8. We've suddenly taken up smoking and become really good at it.

9. We yell at the bartender, who we believe cheated us by giving
us just lemonade, but that's just because we can no longer taste the
gin.

10. We think we are in bed, but our pillow feels strangely like
the kitchen floor (or the mop?)

11. We fail to notice that the toilet lid's down when we sit on
it.

12. We take our shoes off because we believe it's their fault
that we're having problems walking straight.

1. We have absolutely no idea where our purse is.

2. We believe that dancing with our arms overhead and wiggling
our butt while yelling "woo-hoo!" is truly the sexiest dance move
around.

3. We've suddenly decided that we want to kick someone's ass and
honestly believe we could do it, too.

4. In our last trip to pee, we realize that we now look more
like a homeless hooker than the goddess we were just four hours ago.

5. We start crying and telling everyone we see that we love them
sooooo much.

6. We get extremely excited and jump up and down every time a
new song play's because "oh my god! I love this song!"

7. We've found a deeper/spiritual side to the geek sitting next
to us.

8. We've suddenly taken up smoking and become really good at it.

9. We yell at the bartender, who we believe cheated us by giving
us just lemonade, but that's just because we can no longer taste the
gin.

10. We think we are in bed, but our pillow feels strangely like
the kitchen floor (or the mop?)

11. We fail to notice that the toilet lid's down when we sit on
it.

12. We take our shoes off because we believe it's their fault
that we're having problems walking straight.

when girls drink too much, nepali men are charged with rape

A man loses his sense of direction after four drinks; a woman loses hers after four kisses.
- H.L. Mencken (American writer, 1888-1956)

Women need a reason to have sex — men just need a place.
- Billy Crystal.

A woman’s appetite is twice that of a man’s; her sexual desire, four times; her intelligence, eight times.
- Sanskrit proverb

BEST PICK-UP LINE EVER
> >
> > An Scouser is sitting at a bar in New York City and looks at his
> > watch several times in the space of a few minutes.
> >
> >The woman sitting nearby notices this and asks, "Is your date
> >>running late?"
> >
> >"No," he replies, "I have this state-of-the-art watch. I was just
> >testing it."
> >
> >The intrigued woman says, "A state-of-the-art watch? What's so
> >>special about it?"
> >
> >The Scouser explains, "It uses alpha waves to talk to me
> >telepathically."
> >
> >The lady says, "What's it telling you now?"
> >
> >"Well, it says you're not wearing any panties."
>
> >The woman giggles and replies, "Well it must be broken because I am
> >wearing panties!''
> >
> >The Scouser smirks, taps his watch and says, "Bloody things running
> >about an hour fast, can I buy you a drink?

supari thula is absolutely right!!

well then those type of girls prolly take advantage of getting drunk for having sex, not like they didnt wanna have 1 when they weren't drunk which is so stupid and a show off.

You forget to mention worst part. ....................
Have you ever taken you GF home fully dunked in Motorbike. You will understand it is not even funny.
They keep on telling you that they love you .................it gets boring afterwards
They ask you to hug them again and again
If you are not so drunked you loose intention of having sex as well. For me honestly i cant take advantage of drunken girl of having sex. I find it pathetic.

Yes but certainly if it is your wife after couple of Baileys and shooters...............she speaks so cutely and keep on cuddling you again and again. She forgets she is Nepalese all of a sudden and kiss you in front of everyone again and again. Alcohol is amazing ............any girl who claims they are NEpali nari becomes liberal than any European or Americans.

Once i was in bar  waiting for my drink..................there was girl next to me sipping wine. All of sudden she stares at my T-shirt saying "Behind every sucessful man there is a women and behind that others looking at her ass". I looked at her and smiled ........she goes that so true pointing at my t-shirt. I offer her a drink and she accepted it........we chated whole nite dancing salsa,waltz to ball room dance. She starts to talk about her being widow and her dead husband. ...........It was sad actually. She tells me she cant go home like this.........it was signal, though i took her to hotel.........nothing happened. I acted like good hero of Bollywood movies. Next day she ways up and acts as if i had sex with her. For me it is stupid to help any drunken girl especially if it is Nepalese.

MoneyMinded, She probably thought you're a gay not a bollywood hero. hehe...She wasted her night...

O MoneyMinded jaatha, your writing skills have improved a bit maybe to a grade school level.. good job mate..they're not as incoherent as they used to be HAHAH

Realization:

don't drink to get drunk and act stupid, drink to have a drink...he he

You must the been drunk while writing those lines.

Drink responsibly.. I've met some girls who are just crazy when drunk and some, you don't even  have a hint that they are even drunk. They just sit there and act all normal. But, taking advantage when somebody is drunk is pathetic, unworthy of any man. If you are a man, get a women in bed with your integrity and honesty.

lol fun to read y'all.

Getting a women in bed with integrity and honesty is always there....But its a bonus when girl a drunk..

 

Does this prove why girls should not drink?

 

Or is it this?

thts the whole point.

infact, nobody should drink.

keta keti sabai jana....stop drinking!!!!

 

Wuh, Hell no..Everyone should drink..Specially Girls...Please drink as much as possible.:)

I could see some rats out of garbage living middle of nowhere without a visage. Lucky bastards they are not in nepal for navaratri. i could have sacrifice them for the shake of goddess durga.

anyways Happy festive to all and hopefully your education will provide you some brain along with opprtunity to break your virgin ass.

 

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